Lots of people who read this, if they already know me, won't believe this, but honestly, it is true. When I was about three years old, I used to know this neighbor kid who was a real brat. She used to come into my backyard and steal my toys, and I was way younger than her, so I didn't know what else to do other than let her do it. Well, one day, she jumped the fence like she usually did and she grabbed my two year old sister and said that she was going to take her home- that's when I snapped! You can take my candy, you can take my Cabbage Patch dolls, you can even take my teddy bear, but when you try to take family, you're asking for it! I chased her out of the backyard and then I started throwing toys at her until she cried. I'm not sure why she just stood there and took it- that doesn't really make sense, but she did. I screamed out, "My mommy said you're a poo-poo head! (and she did say that:) ), and the girl's mom got mad and said, "Okay, I'm coming over there!" Well, I was so scared that I ran into the house and my little eyes were drenched in tears when I cried to my mom and dad that the neighbor kid's mom was mad at me and she was going to beat me up. My mom called somebody- I'm not sure who it was, but then she told me that it was okay, so I went to bed. The next day, I saw that girl standing outside my fence. I guess she was ready for round 2- I don't really know. She stood there with an evil smirk on her crooked face and replied, "My mommy says you're a bad girl." I felt really bad, so I ran into the house and got her some cookies and I said I was sorry, and then the girl's mom said, "Now aren't you a nice little girl," and that ended that.
Looking back on this, it was pretty funny. This was probably the first time I ever defended myself, and one things for certain, to this day, that girl has never messed with me again!
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